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November 25, 2025

This fishing game awards bonus XP for no-scoping an airborne mackerel, and I think that’s beautiful

How to Fish is a co-op angling game that combines traditional fishing with absurd and action-packed elements, allowing players to use unconventional methods, including firearms, for fishing. Players can quickly transition from serene fishing to chaotic action, such as shooting fish with an Uzi and engaging in activities like launching sharks for fistfights or sniping seagulls. The game features skill bonuses for precise shots and includes a playful gambling aspect with in-game currency. The developers, Dazed Games, aim to create more advanced character models than typical indie games, though there is currently no demo or release date available.

AppWizard

November 22, 2025

Skyrim’s hardest quest is raising my Fat Idiot Son

Rufus is a mod for Skyrim that introduces a character known as the "Fat Idiot Son," where players engage in the challenge of parenting. The player must rescue Rufus after he is abducted by witches, but he remains unhelpful during the rescue. The player attempts to teach Rufus combat skills, leading to chaotic encounters, including a misguided attempt to fight a gargoyle. The player also tries to teach Rufus thievery, which results in a chaotic scene with guards and corpses. Rufus's first accidental kill marks a turning point in their journey, showcasing the unpredictable nature of both parenting and gaming. The player's experiences highlight the challenges and absurdities of raising a virtual son.

AppWizard

November 16, 2025

Wuxia MMO Where Winds Meet is full of AI chatbot NPCs, and people are doing all the standard obscene stuff to them: ‘I made him think that my character was pregnant with his child’

Where Winds Meet, a multiplayer ARPG, has achieved 190,000 concurrent players on Steam, partly due to its use of large language model chatbots for non-playable characters (NPCs). Players can interact with these NPCs through text or voice, leading to creative and humorous exchanges. For example, one player humorously claimed their character was pregnant with an NPC's child, while another asked about recipes involving ketchup and potatoes, prompting the NPC to reference the historical context of the Song dynasty. Reactions to the AI NPCs are mixed; some players enjoy the interactions, while others express dissatisfaction, with one user stating they reconsidered downloading the game because of the AI integration.

AppWizard

November 14, 2025

Game server hosting just found its most unlikely platform in a cheap bulb

A hardware enthusiast named Vimpo successfully hosted a Minecraft server on a budget-friendly smart LED bulb using a BL602 RISC-V microcontroller, which operates at 192 megahertz and has 276 kilobytes of RAM and 128 kilobytes of ROM. He implemented a lightweight server software called Ucraft, with a binary size of approximately 46 kilobytes without authentication and 90 kilobytes with authentication. While Ucraft meets basic hosting demands, it lacks most features of a standard Minecraft server. This project demonstrates the flexibility of embedded systems and highlights innovative uses of technology.

AppWizard

November 5, 2025

As if being a gas station attendant in Roadside Research wasn’t stressful enough, I’m also an alien who has to research humans while trying not to poop goop everywhere

Players assume the role of an alien running a gas station in the game "Roadside Research," where they must assimilate into human society. The gameplay involves managing fuel supplies and expanding inventory while dealing with trash that provides research points. Players can engage in solo or cooperative play, balancing everyday tasks with covert research activities. They must avoid detection by human customers and agents monitoring for non-human behavior. Customization options for the gas station enhance the experience, and the game blends humor, strategy, and absurdity, making it engaging and immersive.

AppWizard

October 30, 2025

Arc Raiders won’t have CoD-style “T-Rex costumes” and “Santa Claus outfits” because Embark wants to “protect” its visual identity

Embark Studios has released Arc Raiders, an extraction shooter set in a post-disaster world, following the success of its multiplayer game, The Finals. Design director Virgil Watkins emphasized the studio's commitment to maintaining a consistent visual identity and aesthetic integrity, ensuring that all game elements fit within the game's world and narrative. He reassured fans that Arc Raiders would not feature outlandish character and weapon skins, contrasting with trends in other multiplayer games. The game's raider suits are designed to be both functional and stylish, while the imposing design of the Arc bots enhances the atmosphere. Arc Raiders has attracted over 200,000 players on Steam, aided by its appealing aesthetic. The game offers guides and resources for players, encouraging community engagement and feedback.

AppWizard

October 25, 2025

A Fantastic Horror Game Even Haters Can Enjoy Is Free To Claim On PC

Fear the Spotlight is a horror game launched by Blumhouse, available for free on the Epic Games Store until October 30, 2024. The narrative follows two high school friends, Vivian and Amy, who encounter a haunting scenario after a séance. The game features puzzles tied to the school's tragic history, including a fire that killed several students. Players face a spotlight-headed creature that symbolizes the fear of scrutiny. The game is available on multiple platforms, including PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo Switch, and PC.

AppWizard

October 25, 2025

The Outer Worlds 2 has a helmet that makes it look like an arcade game, including an ‘insert coins to continue’ option

The Outer Worlds 2 features a variety of unconventional gear, including a gun that fires corrosive tumors for health restoration, a hammer with a slot machine that dispenses jackpots, and a cowboy hat that provides a 99% damage boost if the wearer avoids shooting for six seconds. The A New Point of View Mk 2 helmet, which transforms the game’s visual style into a pixelated aesthetic, can be acquired by completing the Paradise Island quest and then collecting 25 Tossball/Pitchball cards from Fionna F. Walker at The 2nd Choice saloon. The helmet costs 6,300 bits and offers a revival option for 2,000 bits, granting temporary 50% damage resistance.

AppWizard

October 25, 2025

Quiz time! Are these real thread titles from the Crusader Kings subreddit?

PC Gamer offers a variety of quizzes on gaming topics, including health bars and patch notes. The subreddit for Crusader Kings features engaging discussions and absurd thread titles. A new quiz challenges participants to identify genuine thread titles from fabricated ones. The hint system provided may not be effective, so players should rely on their instincts. Staying updated with PC Gamer's latest stories and deals is important for gamers.

AppWizard

October 23, 2025

Battlefield 6’s first batch of soldier skins is more tactical than tacti-cool, but if you thought that one green skin was a step too far, I don’t know what to tell you

The debate over the aesthetics of cosmetics in modern FPS games, particularly in Battlefield 6, focuses on whether to adopt a tactical or 'tacti-cool' approach. As Season 1 progresses, early impressions suggest that the new cosmetics largely maintain a realistic military style, with designs like the Unflinching and Regiment skins aligning closely with the original launch aesthetics. However, some skins, such as the Fearmonger and Samhain, introduce more flamboyant elements reminiscent of styles seen in Call of Duty. Despite these extravagant designs, most new skins integrate well with Battlefield 6's visual identity. EA's goal for Battlefield 6 as a successful live service may lead to a demand for broader appeal in future skins, with Season 2 expected to introduce new designs in the new year.