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February 1, 2026

Trust Me, I Nailed It is a turn-based strategy game where you make sick video edits of a really rubbish hero

Trust Me, I Nailed It is a turn-based strategy game that allows players to create video edits transforming a warrior into a legendary monster slayer. The game features a fictional software called World Movie Weaver, reminiscent of Windows Movie Maker, where players manage enemy attack patterns on a grid-based battlefield. Players can orchestrate movements, execute attacks, and block damage using clips, with modifiers allowing for teleportation and invulnerability. The narrative unfolds through emails and posts on the Mana Scroll Network, enhancing player engagement. The game will be available for free on February 6th.

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January 28, 2026

A Teen Refused to Watch the Dozens of Facebook Reels Her Mom Sends Every Day Because She Doesn’t Use the App, And It Turned Into an Argument About Respect

A 16-year-old girl maintains a Facebook account at her mother's insistence but has little interest in the platform, while her mother actively shares over 15 reels daily. The mother expressed frustration over the daughter's lack of engagement, interpreting her disinterest as rudeness, which led to a heated argument. The daughter clarified that her refusal to engage with Facebook reels is a matter of personal preference, not rebellion. She prefers to connect with her mother through other apps she enjoys. The incident has garnered support for the teen on social media, highlighting generational differences in technology use and communication styles.

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January 27, 2026

This week in PC games: is Highguard a nothingburger? Plus, Winnie the Cthulhooh, Code Vein 2 and a plant-based RTS

- John Highguard: A sci-fantasy raid shooter developed by former creators of Apex Legends and Titanfall. - Winnie’s Hole: An early access title that transforms Winnie the Pooh into a cosmic horror roguelite. - Echoes Of Elysium: An early access game featuring six-player co-op in a procedural clockwork world. - Earth Must Die: A point-and-click sci-fi comedy from the creators of The Swindle and Lair of the Clockwork God. - The Spirit Lift: A roguelite deckbuilder set in a haunted hotel. - Roots Devour: A game where players control a malevolent tree deciding the fate of humans. - DON’T LET THEM IN: A horror game where players are supermarket clerks dealing with cautious customers. - Lanesplit: A first-person biking simulator with a cinematic style. - Ghost Keeper: An early access title where players manage a house full of ghosts. - Nova Antarctica: A post-apocalyptic game set in Antarctica focused on mysterious signals. - The Midnight Walkers: An early access extraction shooter set in a megamall with a poison gas mechanic. - Calyx: An RTS game featuring a military force against plant life. - Feastopia: A city-builder roguelite where players feed an infant god to avoid becoming part of the menu. - Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator: A sequel that escalates the absurdity of its predecessor. - Cairn: A climbing adventure game with narrative depth. - I Hate This Place: A survival crafting horror game inspired by comic books. - Don’t Stop, Girlypop: An arena shooter with Y2K aesthetics. - Code Vein 2: The latest entry in the anime Soulslike genre featuring time travel mechanics. - Half Sword: An early access physics-based medieval combat game. - Front Mission 3: A remake of the classic turn-based mech game.

AppWizard

January 18, 2026

Super Battle Golf improves the world’s least interesting sport by letting you blast your competitors with orbital lasers

Super Battle Golf is a multiplayer party game set to launch on February 19, featuring 27 unique courses that combine traditional golf challenges with whimsical obstacles. Players can customize their characters and use unconventional items instead of standard golf clubs. The game aims to attract casual gamers and those who prefer lighthearted multiplayer experiences, despite a general trend towards cooperative gameplay. The publisher, Oro Interactive, has not announced pricing yet, but the game may adopt a Peak pricing model.

AppWizard

January 17, 2026

Earth Must Die in this adventure game boasting a Dispatch-like voice cast of British comedy superheroes, and it releases later this month

Earth Must Die, a comedic adventure game from Size Five Games, is set to launch on January 27. Players will assume the role of Vvalek Lizardtongue, an alien heir facing robotic Terranoids in his kingdom. The game features modern animation and a voice cast that includes Ben Starr, Alex Horne, Matthew Holness, Tamsin Greig, and Joel Fry as Vvalek. A demo is available on Steam for early access.

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January 16, 2026

Quarantine Zone: The Last Check review

Players assume the role of a zombie plague "doctor" in the first-person simulation game Quarantine Zone: The Last Check, set to release on January 12, 2026, for £17. Developed by Brigada Games and published by Devolver Digital, the game allows players to screen survivors at a military outpost during a zombie apocalypse, ensuring they are free from the zombie virus and other ailments while also checking for hidden explosives. Players examine survivors for signs of infection, using various tools to inspect their bodies, but the repetitive nature of tasks may lead to monotony. Additionally, players manage supplies and upgrade tools, although these tasks lack depth. Occasional minigames provide brief diversions, but the core gameplay focuses on conducting medical exams. The game will be available on platforms like the Steam Deck.

AppWizard

January 16, 2026

Megabonk review

Megabonk is a 3D auto-attacker game set to be released on September 18, 2025, priced at £8.50. It is developed and published by vedinand and will be available on platforms like the Asus ROG Ally and Steam Deck. The game features a skateboarding skeleton named Calcium who battles monsters while performing kickflips. Players explore procedurally generated maps filled with treasures and enemies, with a ten-minute time limit to locate and defeat a boss. The gameplay includes auto-attacking, collecting experience gems, and enhancing skills. Megabonk has a lo-fi aesthetic that allows for many enemies on screen without performance issues and offers achievements and unlocks for players. The game encourages exploration and experimentation, with challenges that provide speedrunning opportunities.

AppWizard

January 16, 2026

Valheim player keeps building Dollar Generals despite friend begging them to stop: ‘I do not want to play Valheim with Greg anymore’

Greg, known as "The Sorcerer" in Valheim, has been constructing Dollar Generals in unexpected locations, which has sparked amusement and frustration among fellow players. His friend Woman Mage expressed disbelief at the absurdity of the situation, while another player, Paladin Posting, discovered multiple Dollar Generals and reacted with exasperation. Greg also built a giant emoji sign and a Waffle House in a swamp, which he humorously noted was resilient like its real-world counterpart. Paladin Posting's incredulity grew with the Waffle House, which featured a solitary skeleton as staff, leading to complaints about the service. Greg's creative antics continue to entertain and disrupt the typical gameplay experience.

AppWizard

January 14, 2026

Dwarf Fortress issues a ‘naked dwarf fix’ after accidentally turning players’ pride-and-joy into bearded nudist colonies

Dwarf Fortress, released in 2026, features a six-word story: "Mothers no longer seek ghostly babies." The latest update addresses an issue where some dwarves appeared unclothed on the units screen and citizens list despite continuing their daily activities. A hotfix was released to resolve this and a freeze issue. Additionally, the update mentioned "made female peachick visible again." The game is known for its quirky updates, including instances of undead cats adopting dwarves and vampires accusing infants.

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January 13, 2026

TikTok hit Quarantine Zone finally launched today and made the mistake of giving me a large medical hammer

Quarantine Zone: The Last Check is a newly launched first-person medical simulation game available on Steam. Players take on the role of a doctor using a hammer as a tool, blending humor and challenge in various medical scenarios. The game has gained popularity on TikTok and features absurd gameplay, including unconventional treatments. It is currently offered at a 10% discount for a limited time.