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AppWizard

July 25, 2026

Videogame villains who sing at you are the best

The villain's monologue is a common trope in video games, often replaced by musical performances from antagonists in some titles. In Middle-earth: Shadow of War, The Singer is an orc who sings operatic verses about battles, enhancing the experience. In Hades 2, Scylla's performances are humorously interrupted by a witch, contrasting her siren songs with Melinoe's indifference. The Joker in the Arkham series incorporates musical interludes, including a haunting rendition of "Only You" during the credits of Arkham City. In Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, Teh Earworm is a creature that plays catchy tunes, leaving players with memorable melodies. GLaDOS's song "Still Alive" from Portal has become a cultural touchstone, reflecting her personality and enhancing her character's narrative. Total Distortion features guitar warriors, where failure results in a memorable game-over song, integrating music into gameplay. Conroy Bumpus in Sam & Max: Hit the Road offers a satirical country song, critiquing the big-game hunter archetype. In Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell, Satan sings with Broadway flair, adding humor and depth to his character. Ursula in Kingdom Hearts 2 showcases her villainy through song, providing comedic relief with her playful references. I.M. Meen opens with a song that sets the tone for a game blending education and entertainment. In Cuphead, King Dice performs a jazzy number in "Die House," enhancing the stakes and his flamboyant personality.

AppWizard

July 16, 2026

Denshattack! review

The game is a whimsical adventure set in a post-disaster Japan where trains perform tricks, developed by Undercoders and published by Fireshine Games and Boltray Games. It is priced at or £ and has been reviewed on an Intel Core Ultra 9 275HX with an RTX 5090 laptop and 64GB of RAM. The game does not offer multiplayer or VR options but is compatible with Steam Deck. Gameplay mechanics often feel disjointed, focusing on flashy tricks rather than a genuine connection to the railway theme. The design prioritizes a trick-based score attack experience, leading to frustration and a lack of player creativity. Visual cues for dangers can be misleading, and the game enforces strict rules about contact with surfaces, limiting exploration. Despite its anti-corporation and environmentalist themes, the narrative struggles to integrate with gameplay, making the train feel like a prop rather than a central element. The game lacks clarity and cohesion, leaving players wanting a more engaging experience.

AppWizard

July 12, 2026

2026’s best RPG might look like Disco Elysium, but it was heavily inspired by Deus Ex, and its creator wants ‘to do a first-person game at some point’

Christoffer Bodegård began his journey into PC gaming with a DOS machine from his father and first played Disney's The Jungle Book. His passion for role-playing games was ignited by Dragon Age: Origins, which led him to explore many titles, including Planescape: Torment. After eight years of development, his game Esoteric Ebb launched in March to critical acclaim. Currently, he is playing Victoria 3, having logged around 400 hours, and previously played Abiotic Factor. The oldest games on his PC are Heroes of Might and Magic 3, King of Dragon Pass, Deus Ex, and Diablo 2, with Heroes 3 being a favorite. He has logged around 1,000 hours in Esoteric Ebb and is particularly fond of Europa Universalis IV, especially the Anbennar mod. Bodegård has never uninstalled Deus Ex, which greatly influences his design philosophy. He relies on Notepad++ for scripting and has improved his desktop organization from a cluttered state to a cleaner setup.

AppWizard

July 6, 2026

What is Paralives? The creative life simulator game that could rival The Sims

Paralives, created by indie designer Alex Massé, launched on Steam in May 2026 as an early access title and sold 250,000 copies within eight hours, achieving a peak concurrent player count of 78,603. The game allows players to create and customize characters called Parafolk, featuring extensive representation and body inclusivity. It offers user-friendly building and decorating tools, enabling flexible item placement and personalization. The art style is a comic-book aesthetic reminiscent of "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse." Paralives was developed independently with community feedback, contrasting with EA's acquisition of The Sims, which raised concerns among players regarding corporate influence and representation. The game is priced at £33.50, with plans for free downloadable content updates.

AppWizard

June 26, 2026

Down with tactical rocks

The evolution of miniature design in tabletop gaming has shifted from simple character representation to exaggerated poses and precarious placements. Miniatures like the ork, once depicted in dynamic stances, now feature characters such as a dwarf leaping off a statue for dramatic effect. Maugan Ra, the Phoenix Lord, is shown straddling two tactical rocks, resembling a politician rather than a harbinger of doom. Games Workshop has popularized the trend of "tactical rocks," which are intended to elevate characters for visual impact but have become excessive. Originally, key figures were distinguished by size or mounting, but now even imposing figures like Kragnos awkwardly perch on these rocks. There is a growing sentiment among enthusiasts that this trend detracts from the artistry of miniatures, with many preferring to use color schemes and banners for distinction rather than relying on exaggerated poses. The balance between creativity and practicality in miniature design continues to be a topic of discussion.

AppWizard

June 13, 2026

Even a fantasy game like Skyrim won’t let me be a trillionaire

Elon Musk has been announced as the world's first trillionaire. In gaming, no title has allowed players to reach trillions in virtual currency, with Balatro being one of the few games where a player can accumulate billions. In Skyrim, using the console command player.additem with the item code for gold (0000000f) to add one trillion gold pieces results in the character going into over 2 billion gold in debt due to the game's coding limitations. Skyrim's gold is represented as a 32-bit signed integer, which has a maximum value of 2,147,483,647. Exceeding this value causes the amount to flip from positive to negative.

AppWizard

June 3, 2026

So long suckers! I am leaving to drink heavily and repair cheap cars in Poland

Josh Wolens has transitioned to a new life as a car mechanic near Białystok, where he enjoys vodka. He found inspiration in a game called Cheap Car Repair, which simulates car repair in a Polish village during the '90s. The game involves cutting corners in repairs, pocketing air filters, listening to Slavic pop music, and consuming vodka. It offers a comedic yet meditative experience, similar to Powerwash Simulator, focusing on the process of car restoration. A demo of Cheap Car Repair is available on Steam.

Winsage

May 29, 2026

Microsoft is killing Windows 11’s awkward 5-letter user folder name after years of complaints, but only for new setups

Windows 11 introduced the ability to customize the default user profile folder name during setup with the May 2026 Optional Update KB5089573. Previously, the folder name was automatically truncated to the first five letters of the user's email ID used for logging in. The default user folder is located under C:Users and serves as the primary directory for personal files. Users can now choose a custom name for their user folder during the Device Name page in Windows setup, but if skipped, the default name will be used. Custom user folder names must adhere to standard Windows naming requirements and cannot include reserved characters or system names. The feature is being rolled out gradually, and existing users may need to reinstall Windows to change their folder names.

AppWizard

May 24, 2026

Jackbox’s first externally published game looks like the shot in the arm the stealth genre needs, and it’ll be out this year

My Arms Are Longer Now is a game that combines stealth mechanics with comedy, featuring a unique control system that allows players to manipulate a wiggly arm. Players engage in stealthy maneuvers while avoiding detection by witnesses and interacting with various characters, including a detective. The game emphasizes humor through its gameplay and narrative, creating a distinctive experience.

AppWizard

May 23, 2026

As the UK plunges once more into political chaos, I’ve found the roguelike deckbuilder that can help me process it

Weird Weekend features a PC game called Prime Monster, where players assume the role of the Prime Monster of the Fractured Kingdom, tasked with hosting the Horrific Games, a satirical international sporting event. The protagonist faces challenges such as meeting deadlines and funding the construction of twelve new stadiums, including one for Synchronised Falconry. The game incorporates political satire, depicting the absurdities of governance, including a parliament scene where the Prime Monster justifies a collapsed arena. It employs a roguelike structure with turn-based card battles to pass legislation, emphasizing strategy over substance. Players navigate dilemmas involving voter disillusionment and corruption, with humorous scenarios throughout. The game allows players to embody various characters and critiques the chaotic nature of real-world politics while providing entertainment and commentary on governance.