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April 4, 2026

The best tool for playing obscure old PC games now supports the sublime FMV cheese of Crime Patrol 2: Drug Wars and a Lovecraftian adventure one YouTuber scored a ‘terribly low 2/10’

ScummVM has expanded its focus beyond adventure games, allowing classic PC games to be played on various platforms, including modern Windows, Macs, and the Nintendo Wii. Notable lesser-known games include the '90s FMV shooters Crime Patrol and Crime Patrol 2: Drug Wars, which feature questionable acting and storylines about drug busts. Another mentioned title is Necronomicon: The Dawning of Darkness, which was completed in two hours and received a low rating of 2/10 from a YouTuber. ScummVM provides a comprehensive wiki page for acquiring supported games and an FAQ for guidance.

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April 2, 2026

Minecraft’s April Fools update makes inventory management even worse

On April 1, Mojang released a fictional Java Edition snapshot called the Herdcraft Update, which humorously eliminated the inventory system and introduced a mechanic where players could herd blocks and items like livestock. This update allowed players to command blocks to follow them and use them in crafting grids on the ground. The announcement included absurd patch notes and a FAQ section about the herding mechanic. Community reactions were mixed, with some appreciating the creativity of the April Fools' update while others expressed disappointment that it did not address the actual inventory issues in a meaningful way. The Herdcraft Update continues Mojang's tradition of using April 1 to humorously critique its own game.

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March 29, 2026

Altera is a hardcore, realistic, unforgiving military survival sandbox, so of course it features penguin soldiers with reflex sights on their heads

Altera is a military survival sandbox game set in a Central European landscape, focusing on base-building, crafting, and missions from NPCs. It features ranged combat against lifeless enemies and lacks zombies or competitive elements. The game has introduced "weaponized penguins," where players can equip penguins with military helmets and gun sights to engage in combat. Altera has been in development since 2022, originally conceived as a sci-fi game but evolving to a more realistic aesthetic while retaining the concept of humans and animals fighting together. The game has over 2,000 sign-ups for an upcoming playtest, and while a specific release date is not announced, it will debut in early access on Steam.

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March 27, 2026

Humble Bundle’s 15th anniversary rolls on with 15 games for $15, including lots of Steam Deck hits

Humble Bundle is celebrating its 15th anniversary with a promotion featuring a collection of 15 games for a total price of , which averages to per game. The bundle includes notable titles such as Necroking, a strategy roguelike game where players control armies of the undead, and smaller games like Rocket Rat, Kingsgrave, Distraint Deluxe Edition, and Distraint 2. The promotion is available until Wednesday, April 15.

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March 26, 2026

Serious Sam is being turned into a run-based roguelite multiplayer shooter later this year, and seriously—this one might not suck

Devolver Digital announced Serious Sam: Shatterverse during the recent Xbox showcase, introducing a run-based multiplayer first-person shooter for up to five players, where each player takes on a different version of Sam in a multiverse affected by the villain, Mental. The game features expansive battlefields and a variety of weapons, maintaining the series' tradition of absurdity. Notably, John J. Dick returns as the voice of Sam. Serious Sam: Shatterverse is being developed by Behaviour Interactive, not Croteam, which is focused on Talos Principle. Croteam supports this collaboration, expressing excitement for a fresh take on the franchise. A release date is yet to be announced, but it is expected later this year, and gamers can wishlist it on Steam. The entire Serious Sam franchise is currently discounted during the Steam Spring Sale.

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March 22, 2026

I installed the 154 GB ‘biblically accurate Skyrim’ mod and only crashed my PC like 8 times

Curseadelica is a 154 GB modpack for Skyrim, designed for Linux systems, created by JanuarySnow. It features nearly 900 mods that transform the game into a vibrant, psychedelic experience with new races, quests, and NPCs. The gameplay includes bizarre elements such as character creation options like a human body piloted by a spider, exaggerated NPCs, and absurd quest notifications. The experience is chaotic, with frequent crashes and strange occurrences, highlighting the challenges of running complex modpacks on Skyrim's foundation. The author expresses a desire to get the modpack running smoothly for a proper adventure.

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March 20, 2026

No Crimson Desert Xbox Reviews Until Launch, But Here’s How The PC Version Is Faring

Crimson Desert is set to launch this evening at 6 PM ET / 10 PM GMT, with initial reviews for the PC version already appearing. The game currently has a Metacritic rating of 78, ranking 38th in the Best Games This Year list. Reviewers have expressed mixed opinions, noting its strengths in gameplay freedom and a rich open world, while also pointing out weaknesses such as a lack of polish, an underdeveloped narrative, and excessive systems. The Xbox version will be available later today, with official reviews expected to follow after the public release.

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March 19, 2026

Death Stranding 2: On the Beach review

Death Stranding 2, developed by Kojima Productions, is set to release on March 19, 2026. It is described as an intricate mail delivery simulation that offers a unique journey filled with emotional depth and innovative gameplay mechanics. The game allows for multiple approaches to challenges and features a new PC setting for a richer experience. The narrative intertwines themes of connectivity and isolation, with a rogue AI system as the antagonist. The game emphasizes the importance of human expression and creativity, advocating for the value of struggle and inefficiency in the creative process.

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March 17, 2026

Nvidia Wants to Slop-ify Your PC Games With Its New AI Upscaler

Nvidia has announced DLSS 5, which will enhance in-game lighting effects and employ artificial intelligence to analyze games' color palettes and motion vectors, resulting in more lifelike scenes. The technology is designed to support resolutions up to 4K and will be integrated into existing titles such as Assassin’s Creed Shadows and The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered. Early demonstrations, such as in Resident Evil Requiem and Starfield, show character models that may appear overly polished or exaggerated, raising concerns about the balance between realism and artistic integrity. DLSS 5 is expected to be released in the fall, as Nvidia continues to refine its model. Currently, DLSS 4.5 competes with AMD’s FSR Redstone and Intel’s XeSS, offering superior detail preservation.

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March 15, 2026

5 great indie games from GDC 2026

The GDC Festival of Gaming showcased several upcoming games. - At Fate’s End: An action-adventure game by Thunder Lotus, releasing in 2026 on PC, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X/S. It explores sibling relationships through combat and exploration. - Mina the Hollower: Developed by Yacht Club Games, this game is inspired by Link’s Awakening and will launch this spring on PC, PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch 2, and Xbox Series X/S. - The Melty Way: A platformer featuring a slime that melts as it progresses through levels, entering early access on Steam on April 24th. - Poke a Nose: A game where players control a severed hand to collect toilet paper and poke noses, targeting a 2026 release on PC, with a possibility of early 2027. - Super Meat Boy 3D: A 3D adaptation of the original Super Meat Boy, expected to launch in 2026 on PC, PlayStation 5, Nintendo Switch 2, and Xbox Series X/S.