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Winsage
May 1, 2026
Andy Bailey, a reader of Register, describes a ride at Alton Towers, a UK theme park, that was formerly named Duel but has been changed to a ghost train experience. During the ride, he encountered a Windows error message stating "Memory could not be read" in explorer.exe, which he found unsettling. The error could be due to failing hardware, a problematic driver, or a code glitch. He reflects on how a truly frightening experience for IT professionals might include scenarios like encountering Windows' Clippy as an undead AI assistant or facing unexpected Windows Updates that disrupt the ride.
Winsage
May 1, 2026
Leo, Richard, and Paul discussed developments in the Windows Insider Program, Snapdragon X2 gaming, artificial intelligence, and Xbox. Two changes in the Insider Program were noted. Microsoft has open-sourced early MS-DOS source code. Intel reported a .7 billion loss, which Paul attributes to 'collusion.' Microsoft and OpenAI are revising their partnership, with Microsoft 365 Copilot gaining enhanced AI features in Word, Excel, and PowerPoint, and GitHub Copilot moving to a usage-based billing model starting June 1. OpenAI is reportedly entering the mobile phone market, while Adobe's Firefly AI Assistant is in preview, and Anthropic is increasing its creator space involvement. Microsoft Gaming has rebranded to Xbox, with new leadership focused on future plans, including a mobile game store pending changes in Apple's policies. Valve will release its Steam Controller next week. A listener inquired about purchasing Windows 11 on Arm for Mac virtualization, leading to suggestions for cost-saving options. PowerToys 0.99 introduces new utilities and improvements. This week’s episode of RunAs Radio compares M365 Copilot and Claude Cowork. Reifel Rye is recommended as the brown liquor of the week.
AppWizard
April 30, 2026
Cybersecurity threat hunters have discovered an active infostealer campaign targeting the gaming community, involving malware called LofyStealer (or GrabBot) that disguises itself as a Minecraft hack named “Slinky.” The attackers use the official game icon to trick young gamers into executing the malware. The Brazilian cybercrime group LofyGang has enhanced its technical capabilities, utilizing a sophisticated two-stage modular architecture. The initial stage features a 53.5 MB loader file named load.exe, which is a Node.js runtime environment that obscures malicious signatures. The loader connects to the attacker’s server and decrypts a 1.4 MB C++ payload, chromelevator.exe, which targets eight web browsers to extract sensitive information like cookies and passwords. The stolen data is compressed, encrypted, and sent to the attacker’s server. LofyGang has evolved into a Malware-as-a-Service platform, offering a web panel for operators to monitor victims and generate custom executables. The campaign highlights the increasing threats to the gaming community, with advanced evasion techniques being employed by cybercriminals. Security professionals are advised to monitor network traffic and conduct audits for suspicious activities.
AppWizard
April 30, 2026
Google is preparing to update the Gemini app for Wear OS with the "Gemini App UX 2.0," featuring animated gradient backgrounds and an enhanced user interface. A retail demo video has revealed a new glow animation and updated weather icons, although these features are not yet publicly available. The latest version of the Gemini app is v1.31.56.902760379. The new glow animation is designed to be more dynamic, and the updated weather icons aim to improve clarity and aesthetics. A full demo video showcases these upcoming changes, but they will remain unreleased until an official announcement, likely at the Google I/O event. An APK teardown suggests potential future features, though not all may be included in the final release.
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