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March 3, 2026

It’s only March, but I’m calling it: Esoteric Ebb is 2026’s best RPG and the first worthy successor to Disco Elysium

A goblin tea shop in Esoteric Ebb was bombed, prompting an investigation into whether it was caused by magic or an explosive device. The investigation coincided with the upcoming inaugural democratic election. The investigator engaged in various activities, including attempting to eat a large amount of apples, persuading a zombie to harm itself, robbing a zombie and others, campaigning for a position as "Wizard-God," resolving a permit dispute, failing at flirting with an angel, befriending a sphinx, discovering a conspiracy through breaking and entering, experiencing an out-of-body moment while climbing a ladder, and facing a harsh critic that led to their demise.

AppWizard

February 19, 2026

The new game from Disco Elysium’s studio feels like the first Christmas after your parents’ divorce

Commodity fetishism refers to the transformation of human relationships into transactions between commodities, obscuring the labor behind everyday products. In the context of the game "Zero Parades," players control Hershel Wilks, a spy for the communist "Superbloc," who has a troubled past involving the loss of her team. The game features a skill and check system similar to "Disco Elysium," with three ability pools and a unique narrative style. The dialogue includes memorable characters and sharp writing, but the game often feels like an imitation of its predecessor, lacking originality and innovation.

AppWizard

January 9, 2026

Religious statue is mocked for ‘looking like something from Minecraft’

A 100-foot statue of Jude the Apostle has been unveiled in Esperanza, Puebla State, Mexico, but has faced mockery for its design, which some compare to video game aesthetics. The statue features the saint's traditional green and white attire, with plans to add a wooden staff. Construction began in 2024 but was delayed due to weather and ecological concerns, and it was inaugurated last week. Local authorities hope it will attract pilgrims during Saint Jude Thaddeus's feast day celebrations. The backlash parallels a previous controversy in Seville regarding the restoration of a Virgin Mary statue, which led to protests and adjustments after criticism of its altered appearance.