AppWizard
August 4, 2025
In the first week of RPS Post-Graham, the office atmosphere is chaotic, with a resident Viking serpent named Horace and a demanding news hub called the Maw. The wifi network frequently changes its name to "Execute Order 66." The staff is engaging in morale-boosting activities, including reminiscing about video game intros. New PC games introduced this week include:
- Texnoplazm: A gun-fu brawl-o-shooter set in an urban landscape with sorcerous technology.
- Tall Trails: An exploratron featuring a golem with a rocket-powered boot.
- Static Dread: A game where players manage a lighthouse during a cosmic apocalypse.
- Era One: A real-time space strategy simulation for fans of Homeworld.
- Mafia: The Old Country: A game set in pre-WWI Sicily with car chases and shoot-outs.
- The Royal Writ: A card game roguelite inspired by Inscryption and Monster Train.
- Wildwood Down: A point-and-click comedy mystery featuring a protagonist with Down Syndrome.
- Artis Impact: A pixel-art RPG with a unique aesthetic.
- The Lilliput Workshop: An automation game inspired by Brio toy train sets.
- Cleanfall: A game featuring a mining robot in a world of insects and airships.
Staff activities include James creating buzzwords for graphics cards, Ollie working on a guide to Life, Jeremy lost in literary thoughts, and Mark battling his neighbors, the Ice Giants.