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March 26, 2026

There are two different Jesus sims launching within a week of each other

Two Jesus-themed simulators are being launched in close succession: Jesus Simulator debuted today, and I Am Jesus Christ will be released on April 2, ahead of Easter. Jesus Simulator features gameplay mechanics like "Holy Spirit Mode" and shrinking abilities, while I Am Jesus Christ is an interactive fiction experience that explores biblical narratives through various perspectives. Both games utilize AI-generated content, with Jesus Simulator using AI for images and I Am Jesus Christ for voice acting. Additionally, a third game, Jesus Take The Wheel, launched two days prior as a co-op racing game with a more lighthearted approach.

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March 26, 2026

Tiny Takeover Game Drop

Tiny Takeover is the first Minecraft game update of 2026, featuring redesigned baby mobs that enhance visual appeal and interaction. The update includes new items to enrich gameplay, encouraging exploration and creativity. Additionally, it introduces playful sounds that enhance the immersive experience.

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March 25, 2026

Tiny Takeover now live in Minecraft

The Tiny Takeover update in Minecraft introduces over three dozen baby mobs for players to collect and nurture. Players can craft name tags to personalize their experience and use golden dandelions to keep the baby mobs youthful. The update is available for both Bedrock and Java Editions at no cost. An infographic is provided to showcase the new baby mobs and features.

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March 24, 2026

Minecraft – Official Tiny Takeover Trailer

Mojang has released the Tiny Takeover update for Minecraft, allowing players to interact with miniature versions of mobs, such as baby chickens, pandas, and wolves. Players can adopt these baby creatures, name them, and care for them as they explore the game. The update introduces lively interactions and playful antics, enhancing the gameplay experience. The Tiny Takeover Trailer is available for viewing to showcase these new features.

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March 24, 2026

Yes, Minecraft Is Getting a Real Theme Park Land in 2027

The first Minecraft theme park, named Minecraft World, is set to open in 2025 at Chessington World of Adventures in Greater London. The park will feature attractions such as a roller coaster, block-built playscapes, interactive adventures, and themed retail and dining experiences. It is a collaborative project between Mojang Studios and Merlin Entertainments, with a budget of millions. Concept art includes designs of wooden houses, TNT blocks, and Creepers. The park aims to be a family-friendly destination, located just a 35-minute train ride from London Waterloo. A live-action Minecraft film featuring Jack Black was released in 2025, with a sequel planned for 2027, starring Kirsten Dunst.

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March 23, 2026

Masters of Albion is a ‘Best of Peter Molyneux’ greatest hits collection in one game, but I fear it might not measure up to the games that inspired it

Peter Molyneux's latest project, Masters of Albion, is set to enter early access on Steam on April 22. The game features a click and drag interface with an iconic anonymous sky hand, allowing players to manipulate the game world. Players start in the village of Oakridge, focusing on building towns, defending against enemies, and controlling a hero villager. The gameplay includes city-building and combat, with players generating income and fulfilling orders from villagers. A design mini-game involves assembling dishes for characters like Sylvia Plinth. Players can summon a hero to explore new territories, engage in combat, solve puzzles, and discover collectibles. The game also includes a city-defense mechanic where players prepare for nighttime sieges, construct defenses, and adapt strategies in real-time. Players can load defenses with unconventional projectiles, including crafted food. Masters of Albion encourages players to engage at their own pace across city-building, combat, or exploration.

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March 23, 2026

This week in PC games: a new Hooded Horse city-builder, some PS2-style horror, a school-day RPG and an absolutely tremendous catfish

The atmosphere in gaming is currently lacking excitement due to a lull with no major releases. Notable upcoming games include: - Journey of the Garden Rose: An adventure game featuring a princess battling insects in a low-poly palace. - Frog Holm: A bar-running game that combines cocktail mixing with Tetris mechanics. - No Vacation for an Executioner: An action-horror game with a PS2 style and intricately designed monsters. - Come Again, Chachii?: A game where players help quirky aliens find jobs by deciphering their speech. - Roombattle: A top-down multiplayer game featuring competing vacuums. - Mado Monogatari: Fia and the Wondrous Academy: A dungeon-crawling RPG with cheerful characters and perilous elements. - Beast Breaker: A tactical pinball game where players launch a mouse at kaiju. - Nova Roma: An early access city-builder focusing on water management. - Damon and Baby: An action-adventure game featuring a baby and a demon king. - Screamer: A cyberpunk racing game known for its colorful mechanics. - Project Songbird: A game about overcoming writer's block while battling tree monsters. - EverSiege: Untold Ages: An action-strategy game from the creators of Aliens: Dark Descent. Additional activities include capturing images of mushrooms in Rova, constructing a mycelial web in ChloroLink, battling vintage supervillains in Marvel Maximum Collection, searching for a sister in Too Well Hidden, harvesting fuel in Venus in Transit, and transforming clouds into sea creatures in The Wide Open Sky is Running out of Catfish. The Treehouse is working on guides for Crimson Desert, evaluating Slay The Spire 2, assessing hardware, and participating in a preview event.

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March 22, 2026

The Last Caretaker’s latest update embraces its inner Dr Evil by adding sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads

The Last Caretaker is an oceanic survival simulation game that blends themes of desolation, hope, and crafting. The latest update, Curiosity Wakes, introduces laser sharks with cranial laser cannons, ram sharks, and mysterious archangels. Players can now deploy NPC companions, including a mobile gun turret called the Sweetheart and craft spiderbot-like creatures. The update also adds customization options for the player's robot, new quests, and locations, as well as a connection to vat-grown humans via the Council of Humanity. Since its alpha launch in November, the game has received three significant updates, including the addition of a jetski, new biomes, a forklift truck, and a compost system for biofuel production. An upgraded demo is available on Steam, enhancing the starting area and exploration opportunities.

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March 22, 2026

‘Minecraft World’ is a New Theme Park Opening for all in 2027

Mojang announced plans for a new theme park, Minecraft World, to open at Chessington World of Adventures in the UK in 2027. The park will feature a Minecraft-themed roller coaster, themed retail and dining experiences, and various attractions inspired by the Minecraft universe. The collaboration with Merlin Entertainments aims to create an immersive experience that captures the essence of Minecraft. Additionally, Minecraft Dungeons 2 is set to be released across all platforms later this year.

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March 22, 2026

Lost in Random: The Eternal Die proves roguelikes don’t need to fill 100 hours

Action roguelikes, particularly those inspired by Hades, have gained popularity, with "Lost in Random: The Eternal Die" being a notable recent release. This sequel retains whimsical aesthetics and introduces a magical die companion, focusing on action gameplay rather than exploration. Players select weapons with multiple forms and battle through four regions, facing a boss at the end of each. The game features an innovative card system that allows players to discover unique spells, with timing affecting spell effectiveness. A relic system adds strategic depth, where players draft bonuses and align relics to enhance damage types. Level design includes interconnected rooms and engaging boss battles, which may surpass those in Hades. The game has a playtime of under 21 hours and is currently available at a 45% discount during the Steam Spring Sale for .67 / £10.99, as well as on Xbox Game Pass with a demo available.