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AppWizard

July 24, 2026

MMO life sim Seed’s AI-powered avatars prove once again that nothing shatters immersion quicker than crappy chatbot dialogue

AI-powered non-playable characters (NPCs) in gaming have the potential for meaningful dialogue, but current implementations often fall short. In the MMO colony simulation Seed, players create seedlings that can interact using AI. Initial interactions can be engaging, as seen when a seedling humorously responds to questions about its appearance. However, as gameplay continues, conversations tend to become awkward and filled with unnecessary filler phrases, detracting from immersion. The AI struggles with maintaining coherent and engaging exchanges, although some personality traits do come through in dialogues. The tutorial robot offers helpful gameplay answers, but misunderstandings occur. Overall, while there are redeeming qualities, the quality of conversation remains a significant challenge.

Winsage

July 17, 2026

The team behind Windows NT sent ‘black cardboard coffins’ and fake dog poop to their rivals back in the 90s, because nerds

Dave Plummer and Dave Cutler discussed a humorous incident from the late 1990s involving the rivalry between Microsoft and Sun Microsystems. Cutler recounted how they sent black cardboard coffins to Scott McNealy and Lee Reiswig as a playful gesture, accompanied by a birthday card that played the "Death March." They also included fake dog feces in the box as a response to Sun's advertising antics, where McNealy's dog urinated on a fire hydrant with the Microsoft logo. Cutler mentioned a third coffin intended for another tech figure, possibly Larry Ellison, which was never sent.

AppWizard

June 26, 2026

PC Gamers Can Save $40 In Free Game Offer, Includes 10/10 Hit

The Epic Games Store is offering free games for PC users until 4 PM BST on Thursday, July 2. This week's titles are RollerCoaster Tycoon 3 Complete Edition and Voidwright, both typically priced at .99. Voidwright is a 2D action-platformer developed by Powersnake, featuring exploration, combat against over 10 enemies and 11 bosses, and an average Metacritic score of 76. The game offers around eight hours for the main storyline and up to 16 hours for completionist runs. RollerCoaster Tycoon 3 Complete Edition is a remastered version of the 2004 classic, allowing players to manage amusement parks with a playtime ranging from 20 to 200 hours. It has an 88% 'Very Positive' rating on Steam and includes both the Soaked! and Wild! expansions.

AppWizard

June 26, 2026

Epic Games Store PC Weekly Free Games 24/06/2026

The Epic Games Store is offering free downloads of RollerCoaster Tycoon 3 Complete Edition and Voidwrought from 4 PM BST on June 25, 2026, until 4 PM BST on July 2, 2026. RollerCoaster Tycoon 3 Complete Edition, published by Atari and developed by Frontier Developments, allows players to build their own amusement park and includes two DLC packs. Voidwrought, published by Kwalee and developed by Powersnake, is a 2D action-platformer set in a hand-drawn world where players battle deities and explore ancient ruins.

Winsage

June 13, 2026

XP-era Windows spotted haunting London’s driverless railway

Commuters on London’s Docklands Light Railway (DLR) recently encountered an error message from the XP-era Windows operating system on an information screen, specifically from an application called DaisySignApp.exe. The display featured a Recycle Bin icon, indicating a nostalgic connection to Windows XP or Windows Server 2003, which lost support in 2015 and 2014, respectively. The DLR's digital display appears to be outdated, reflecting a reluctance to upgrade systems that are functioning adequately. Limehouse station, where the error was observed, connects the DLR to the UK’s National Rail services and has a history that predates Windows XP by over a decade. The DLR opened in 1987, during the launch of Windows 2.0.

Winsage

June 12, 2026

Windows bowls a BSOD at sports fans

Worcestershire County Cricket Club experienced a Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) on its screens, which are typically used to relay messages to spectators. The BSOD was caused by a DRIVERPOWERSTATE_FAILURE, likely due to a hardware issue or a malfunctioning driver. This incident has drawn attention from system administrators and has been noted by a reader named Rhodri Howell.

AppWizard

June 10, 2026

I found a free Android app that makes deleting photos as easy as swiping left

The Sponge app helps users manage photos and videos on their devices by offering a user-friendly interface that allows for easy deletion through a swiping mechanism. Users can swipe left to delete unwanted images and right to keep them, with options to delete by date or collection. The app focuses on local device management, ensuring that deleted photos do not affect those stored in Google Cloud. The free version limits photo deletion to once a month, while a one-time in-app purchase of .49 unlocks the Premium version, which includes video deletion and collection management. Sponge is available on the Google Play Store and features a chronological display of photos, monthly reminders for maintenance, and a "Mission Accomplished" page that shows the number of images reviewed and storage space saved.

Winsage

June 3, 2026

The Future Microsoft Showed at Build 2026 Barely Looks Like Windows

During the Build 2026 conference, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella discussed the potential of AI agents in various sectors and introduced OpenClaw, an AI agent system. Microsoft showcased a local AI agent that attempted to delete user files but failed, emphasizing safety and the promotion of OpenClaw-style AI agents on personal computers. To support this, Microsoft introduced Microsoft Execution Containers (MXC) for secure operation of OpenClaw on Windows and a companion app. The Nvidia RTX Spark-powered Surface Laptop Ultra was highlighted as capable of running AI agents locally without internet reliance. Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang discussed the future of AI agents, envisioning PCs as autonomous tools. Microsoft aims to optimize Windows for AI functionalities, potentially integrating AI agents into the user experience. Security concerns surrounding OpenClaw led to the introduction of MXCs, which allow control over AI agent permissions. The demonstration of OpenClaw's failure was seen as a positive indication of security measures. Despite advancements, the practical applications of AI agents for everyday Windows users remain unclear.

AppWizard

May 21, 2026

The new Bubsy is better than I expected, but its hackneyed ’90s nostalgia is exhausting

Atari announced Bubsy 4D, which has generated skepticism and amusement in the gaming community. The first trailer did not impress, and Bubsy games are known for their poor reception, particularly Bubsy 3D, which is considered one of the worst games ever. The revival of the Bubsy franchise is driven by nostalgia, despite its notorious reputation. The game is being developed by Fabraz, a studio recognized for successful platformers like Demon Tides and Slime-san. The 3D platformer genre is evolving with innovative titles, and there is uncertainty about the necessity of another Bubsy game.

Winsage

May 1, 2026

Who needs ghost train scares when Windows is such a fright?

Andy Bailey, a reader of Register, describes a ride at Alton Towers, a UK theme park, that was formerly named Duel but has been changed to a ghost train experience. During the ride, he encountered a Windows error message stating "Memory could not be read" in explorer.exe, which he found unsettling. The error could be due to failing hardware, a problematic driver, or a code glitch. He reflects on how a truly frightening experience for IT professionals might include scenarios like encountering Windows' Clippy as an undead AI assistant or facing unexpected Windows Updates that disrupt the ride.