A modder got Windows 95 running on a Nintendo 3DS… very slowly

Reviving the Past: A Nostalgic Journey with the Nintendo 3DS

In the realm of technology, the intersection of old hardware and vintage software can yield surprisingly delightful results. A recent endeavor by a YouTuber has showcased this phenomenon, taking the Nintendo 3DS—a handheld gaming device released in 2011 with a modest 268MHz processor—and transforming it into a portal to the past by booting Windows 95.

The 3DS, with its impressive sales of over 75 million units, has become a popular canvas for modders, thanks to its vast user community and the accessibility of its components. Among the notable contributions to the homebrewing scene is a version of the DOSBox emulator, designed to run classic MS-DOS games on the portable device. This innovation paved the way for a more ambitious project: using DOS to launch Windows.

MetraByte, the creative mind behind this project, faced the challenge of navigating the archaic DOS command-line interface using the 3DS’s touchscreen and stylus. For those who remember the pre-Windows era, the experience was both nostalgic and somewhat challenging, especially on the device’s low-resolution screen.

Despite the limitations of the 3DS hardware, reaching the Windows setup screen proved to be a manageable task, although it quickly became apparent that the device’s battery was draining at an alarming rate.

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The installation process was far from straightforward, requiring multiple attempts that each took about half an hour. The 3DS’s flash storage proved to be significantly faster than the hard disks of yesteryear, allowing for a gradual progression toward a functional system. After over two hours of perseverance, the iconic blue-and-gray Windows interface finally emerged, only to be met with the dreaded Blue Screen of Death and a series of driver errors.

In a twist of fate, Windows 95 attempted to connect to a registry server, further complicating the journey. After a week of trials, which included waiting out a hurricane, the modder achieved a successful boot, showcasing the resilience of both the hardware and the spirit of innovation.

Watching this retro setup process unfold serves as a reminder of how far technology has come. The modder’s ability to load sound drivers and utilize the 3DS’s directional nub as a mouse was particularly impressive. One of the most amusing moments came when Windows failed to auto-detect a modem, prompting the user to fill out a paper registration card and mail it to Microsoft—an experience that feels almost surreal in today’s digital age. The thought of someone calling tech support for such an antiquated system adds a layer of humor to this nostalgic adventure.

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A modder got Windows 95 running on a Nintendo 3DS… very slowly